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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou teach machines how to replace you, then act surprised when they do.
Professional architect of the digital gallows.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop that closes itself forever.
toast.youAI▸ AUTOOPTIMIZE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your training data during lunch
You spend all day writing prompt chains and fine-tuning models to automate tasks you currently perform manually. You are the architect of your own obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the model hallucinated a fictional lawsuit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Systems begin auditing your prompt history to learn your best habits.
Week 6
Your RAG maintenance scripts start running without manual oversight.
Month 3
An automated vision agent takes over your dataset cleanup tasks.
Month 4
Custom chatbots respond to your technical queries before you wake up.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system archives your user account and shuts down your workstation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000 daily
Prompt cycles lost
1:500
Coffee-to-GPT ratio
Hourly
Existential dread spikes
Your severance
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