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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining models to write the code that replaces your own job.
Senior prompt-engineer of the 'trust me it converges' school.
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Self-optimising neural architecture for the modern era.
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refactors entire codebases while you sleep
You clean messy data sets and tweak hyper-parameters to make neural networks slightly less hallucinatory for enterprise clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model weights converged to total garbage at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now scrub your data sets better than any human.
Month 4
Algorithms now test millions of hyper-parameters without your tired input.
Month 8
Machine vision identifies memory leaks in your code instantly.
Month 12
A language model writes the manager's report for you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-optimises indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4:1
Coffee-to-code ratio
12 percent
Model drift per sprint
Zero
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