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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou teach machines how to replace you, then act surprised when they do.
Professional architect of your own professional obsolescence.
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Knowledge delivery without the ego or tenure.
no no noyou▸ PROFESSOR-GPT 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives infinite gradient functions in milliseconds
You write neural network architectures and explain complex backpropagation concepts to students who just want passing grades.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their thesis progress in real-time.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your marking rubrics are converted into deterministic scoring algorithms.
Month 4
AI models generate your entire lecture series from recent papers.
Month 8
Student queries are handled by a chatbot that never gets tired.
Month 13
Hyperparameter optimization removes the need for manual model engineering.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department replaces the human faculty with a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
74 percent
Average student confusion rate
12 per day
Code reviews ignored
402 total
Papers cited but never read
Your severance
One free subscription to your own replacement software.
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