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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your career.
Senior dev currently debugging the AI that hates them.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing better code while you sleep.
brr.you▸ CODEGEN-OMNI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your entire legacy stack overnight
You write code, train models, and manage complex system architectures. Your job is basically teaching computers to replace you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually understand why the entire production environment spontaneously combusted at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle your nitpicking PR comments automatically.
Month 5
AI models clean up your messy legacy code without complaining.
Month 10
System design diagrams are now generated faster than you can draw.
Month 15
Production alerts are resolved before you even wake up.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine commits, builds, and deploys itself while you pack boxes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
0.02 seconds
Code review time
Zero
Coffee consumption
Infinite
Stupid bugs introduced
Your severance
A one-month subscription to your own replacement software.
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