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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou build the very machines currently writing your pink slip, congratulations.
Writing Python for people who think alpha is Greek.
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Automated alpha generation without the lunch breaks.
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Engineers high-complexity financial models and LLM wrappers to automate portfolio analysis. You spend your life debugging hallucinated trade recommendations for bored managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which edge case will crash the entire trading engine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our LLM generates your technical docs better and without the passive-aggressive tone.
Month 4
Vision-guided code agents handle your RAG pipelines with perfect context-window retention.
Month 8
Neural nets now self-optimize hyperparameters during market hours without requiring your input.
Month 13
Systems now architect their own scalable infrastructure directly onto the cloud service.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your access to the production environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
12 percent
Hallucination rate
too fast
Model drift speed
insane
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