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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a recursive loop designed to feed your own replacement.
Junior Model-Tuner (mostly Python, entirely copy-paste).
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You spend your day cleaning messy training datasets and running fine-tuning scripts on cloud compute instances.
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You can still hallucinate that your code actually works during the interview.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now scrub and label your training datasets automatically.
Week 9
Code generation tools now write your data ingestion boilerplate faster.
Month 3
Algorithms now optimize model performance without your manual tweaking.
Month 4
Dashboards now track loss metrics better than any human intern.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire as the model maintains itself indefinitely.
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