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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just an API wrapper with an expensive LinkedIn subscription.
Serial founder of companies that only exist on Twitter.
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delivers a hallucinated exit strategy at scale
You pitch unproven vaporware to venture capitalists while pretending a spreadsheet of prompt-chains is a revolutionary breakthrough. Your business model is just renting GPUs you can't afford.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human investor with authentic, sweaty desperation in your eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent scrapes every VC fund and writes bespoke emails that mimic your exact tone.
Week 6
Generative models produce 500 unique decks based on whichever trend is trending on Hacker News.
Month 3
AI avatars attend conferences and networking mixers to build fake social proof for your brand.
Month 4
Autonomous agents directly pitch to automated venture capital bots until a term sheet is issued.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and liquidates your company to buy more compute power.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
99%
Funding raised from thin air
0.02%
Meaningful code actually shipped
48
Buzzwords per slide deck
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dead API service.
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