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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a speed bump that gets paid to tell the car.
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You write long policy documents about AI safety and attend endless meetings to discuss hypothetical model behaviors.
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You can still perform the specific art of nodding solemnly while realizing the project is doomed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Policy templates are now written instantly by large language models.
Week 11
Software monitors every model deployment for pre-defined ethical violations.
Month 4
Meeting-summation tools handle all your committee update briefings.
Month 5
Risk assessment is now calculated automatically by internal audit agents.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system validates its own morality without your tedious input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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35 hours/week
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