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Will AI replace AI Ethics Advisor jobs? · Latest report #zhhfpb9t
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a speed bump being removed by the road it guards.
Professional gatekeeper of the uncanny valley's moral compass.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pre-aligned morality for every possible output.
glub.youAI▸ ETHICSMATRIX-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags corporate moral failings in milliseconds
You draft guidelines for AI behavior and audit training data for bias. Your job is now a prompt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific moral hypocrisy inherent in a company's product roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates your ethical guidelines faster than you can blink.
Week 9
Scripted probes scan your training sets for bias automatically.
Month 3
AI summarizers replace your input in all project planning meetings.
Month 4
Hard-coded safety guardrails replace your nuanced human policy suggestions.
Month 6 · D-Day
The EthicsMatrix-9 is deployed and your internal access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4
Guidelines drafted per week
94%
Bias reports ignored
2
Minutes until hallucination
Your severance
One free subscription to the product you just audited.
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