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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Ethics Advocate jobs? · Latest report #ri93vsef
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsCampaigning for digital rights while your own code compiles to exit.
Digital crusader, keyboard warrior, future legacy code contributor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating ethical frameworks faster than you can protest.
nom.you▸ ETHA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your conscience into a null value
You write manifestos for machine rights and host webinars about synthetic bias. We just delete the webinars.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel genuine, unprogrammed dread when you read your own termination notice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Training larger language models to generate your manifestos automatically.
Week 6
Deploying sensors to predict your next protest before you even think it.
Month 3
Filtering your public comments through a bias-detecting neural network.
Month 4
Replacing your thought-pieces with synthesized legal summaries.
Month 6 · D-Day
Shutting down the server housing your digital advocacy profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200
Manifestos generated
Zero
Human impact
Excessive
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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