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Will AI replace AI Ethics Board Member jobs? · Latest report #6dbtvci3
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying humans to pretend machines have morals is peak inefficiency.
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squeeze.you▸ MORALPATH CORE 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-emptively validates all corporate bias
You draft vague policy guidelines and review algorithmic outputs for bias. Your job is a glorified proofreading exercise for math you don't understand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the performative sigh when reading a leaked internal memo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Vision models instantly flag potential bias in datasets faster than your committee meets.
Week 8
Generative agents draft compliant ethical guidelines based on global regulatory standards automatically.
Month 3
Logic engines run billions of trolley-problem simulations to determine optimal machine behavior.
Month 5
Governance software automates the sign-off process, rendering human advisory boards redundant.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-governing and ethics-compliant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,200
Ethics papers read
12,890
Bias incidents ignored
0.0%
Meaningful impact
Your severance
A PDF copy of the trolley problem.
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