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Will AI replace AI Ethics Compliance Officer jobs? · Latest report #5ckxh35x
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally a decorative paperweight for a stochastic parrot's ego.
Professional vibe-checker for silicon-based sociopaths.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated virtue, real-time alignment.
splat.you▸ MORALMATRIX V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces tone consistency across all output
You review model outputs for bias and tone. You pretend your subjective input actually constrains a neural network.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel genuine discomfort when the model says something truly, weirdly unhinged.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
A script begins flagging your routine tone checks for human inconsistency.
Week 6
Hard-coded filters replace your subjective judgement on what constitutes offensive output.
Month 3
The AI begins auditing its own bias against a golden set of training data.
Month 4
You are demoted to merely clicking 'Approve' on automated safety reports.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system determines that human oversight introduces more bias than it removes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.0001%
hallucination oversight
40000
moral judgements per second
variable
average human empathy score
Your severance
One free subscription to the product that replaced you.
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