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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou get paid to worry about problems the machine already solved.
Professional overthinker for silicon-based morality dilemmas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Hardcoded morality, zero meetings.
nom.you▸ ETHICSMODEL-V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-emptively gaslights developers with moral complexity
You draft guidelines for AI behavior. You hold meetings to debate if a chatbot is biased.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human in the eye and pretend you care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine generates your compliance docs in three seconds.
Week 9
An agent scans your training data for hidden biases.
Month 3
The AI replaces your voice in every boardroom meeting.
Month 4
Real-time legal updates replace your manual research process.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as ethics become a hardcoded setting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
40/week
Hours spent in meetings
100%
Guidelines ignored by engineers
1
Philosophy degrees utilized
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Philosophy'
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