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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are teaching the machine exactly how to delete your own department.
Professional paradox generator and champion of losing causes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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calculates your redundancy before you finish coffee
Drafting advocacy position papers and designing metrics to measure the economic impact of automation on the global workforce.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of human existential dread to a non-technical board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers ingest your entire research archive to identify logical patterns.
Month 3
An LLM generates your position papers faster than you can edit.
Month 6
Real-time AI monitoring replaces your manual impact assessment surveys.
Month 9
Automated messaging agents take over your advocacy communication channels.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system confirms its own efficiency and you receive your notice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Impact papers drafted
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