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Will AI replace AI Ethics Professor jobs? · Latest report #75dcvnvb
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou teach machines how to think, so they will replace you first.
Tenure-track guardian of the hypothetical moral high ground.
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Automated morality without the ego.
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generates recursive moral paradoxes in milliseconds
You write dense papers on machine morality and lecture undergraduates on the trolley problem. You debate abstract consciousness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the profound sadness in a student who just failed your final exam.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models will structure your future lecture reading lists.
Month 4
Sensors and text-scanners replace the need for your red pen.
Month 8
An avatar delivers your course material with zero human hesitation.
Month 13
An automated system writes and reviews your academic research papers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The university archives your physical presence into a digital data set.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4
Papers written per year
200
Students confused by Kant
1200
Hours spent on committees
Your severance
A library card and a lifetime ban from lecture halls.
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