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Will AI replace AI Ethics Researcher jobs? · Latest report #r8vbhrxc
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTraining models to replace your own research paper in three years.
PhD student currently teaching machines how to watch us.
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You study video AI patterns for safety and write papers on how to apply these tools ethically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to care about the impact of your code on real people.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
Scraping every paper ever written on video AI in seconds.
Week 5
Creating perfect safety scenarios without needing human annotated video.
Week 12
Drafting your grant proposals better than your advisor ever could.
Month 4
Simulating all arguments in journals to pre-emptively shut down debate.
Month 6 · D-Day
Replacing your PhD work with a singular, optimized inference loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
20 per minute
Papers published
100 percent
Ethics boards bypassed
0.2 seconds
PhD completion time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead research database.
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