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Will AI replace AI Ethics Trainee jobs? · Latest report #zru429ne
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTraining to write rules for the machine that replaces you today.
Junior Word-Smithing in the Ethics Vacuum
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated morality with zero human guilt.
bzzt.youAI▸ ETHICSENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates recursive paradoxes to stall board meetings
You draft white papers on AI safety while the AI generates its own contradictory, more efficient compliance framework.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the sinking dread of writing a policy no one reads.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent scrapes all global ethics laws into a database.
Week 6
Large language models generate every possible policy document variant.
Month 3
The AI critiques its own policies for better compliance.
Month 4
Auto-emails push policies directly to managers for blind sign-off.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access expires as the system self-regulates its ethics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4,000
Ethics Drafts Per Second
99 percent
Human Confusion Rate
Infinite
Irony Detected
Your severance
A PDF copy of the ethics manual you drafted.
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