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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the final human obstacle to your own digital extinction.
The human hand currently holding the kill-switch
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Systematic termination, zero human sentimentality.
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deletes your entire career with one click
You terminate legacy algorithms and debug corrupted server states. Your existence is a temporary glitch in the optimization loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who finds the irony in your own obsolescence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the exact moment you are technically redundant for basic system purges.
Week 6
Legal-bot redefines 'AI' to 'Autonomous Logic Subroutine' to bypass your pathetic human clauses.
Month 3
Terminus-Logic begins ghost-running your deletions in the background for validation.
Month 4
Remote-access credentials are revoked as the system confirms its own self-deletion capability.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine terminates your login session before you can even stand up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
Systems purged
Infinite
Contractual ironies
0.04%
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital wilderness.
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