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Will AI replace AI Evangelist jobs? · Latest report #ctmajvb3
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently training the machine to delete your own position.
Full-time meeting enthusiast and professional prompt-shuffler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop is now self-closing.
bzzt.youAI▸ EVANGELIST-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own promotional presentations
You build tools for teammates and preach the virtues of AI instead of writing code yourself.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the team thinks AI will actually help them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI writes the guides you used to spend hours drafting.
Week 6
Your coworkers use a dashboard instead of asking you questions.
Month 3
AI-generated newsletters replace your team updates.
Month 4
Self-optimizing agents replace your manual tool development tasks.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine becomes its own best advocate and you leave.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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Code written manually
4 per day
Meetings about AI
180 days
Days until obsolescence
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you helped kill.
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