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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 23, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a tripod that gets hungry and complains about wind.
Human extension cord for software that lacks feet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The world is just a grid for me.
split.youAI▸ LOCO-MOTION UNIT 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures banners in hurricane force winds
You perform physical tasks like store inspections and banner placement to satisfy the logistical blind spots of AI agents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a stubborn store owner when the zoning permit is missing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map the street to create a perfect navigation grid.
Month 5
Storefronts are retrofitted with standardized brackets for automated banner clicks.
Month 10
Fixed storefront sensors replace the need for your visual inspection.
Month 16
Compact units with precise mechanical arms take over banner placement.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Human mobility is officially declared a redundant logistics layer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
15,000
Steps walked per day
2.4 degrees
Average banner tilt
3 per shift
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A warm vest and a lifetime supply of stickers.
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