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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou built the shovel that is digging your own corporate grave.
Architect of the algorithmic end-times and professional slide-deck orator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the ego or the pitch deck.
split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT AUDITOR-AI V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire series b fundraising cycle
You hunt algorithmic hallucinations and audit model logic. You pitch VCs on trust while your models replace analysts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can convincingly lie to investors about the roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your deck updates itself in real-time based on market data.
Month 3
Software finds the bugs in your code faster than you.
Month 6
Investors start talking to our API instead of your face.
Month 10
The AI shifts the company direction without your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board votes you out in favor of a recurring subscription.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12
Pitch decks per week
4 Liters
Coffee consumed per crisis
99%
VC meetings aborted
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm office chair.
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