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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour proprietary moat is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Professional pitch deck architect and runway burner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for the future of litigation.
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optimizes capitalization tables until zero equity remains
You pitch VCs on IP-protected AI forensic tools while burning runway on slide decks and hiring sprees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough conviction to secure bridge funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates your entire series B deck with perfect market data.
Month 4
Smart software replaces your need to manually track burn rates and runway.
Month 8
AI models negotiate investment terms based on pure statistical probability of exit.
Month 13
Automated agents write and file your future patents without legal counsel input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The company runs as a fully autonomous agent-managed entity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Slides per deal
18
VC meetings per week
9000
Proprietary buzzwords
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct co-working space.
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