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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified prompt for a better prompt machine.
Professional visionary, part-time hallucinator, full-time vaporware architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating venture capital without the carbon footprint.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hyper-convincing slide decks to sandhill road
You spend your days pitching vaporware and pretending your LLM wrapper has a moat. You will soon be replaced by a self-optimizing pitch bot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to an investor with authentic, human-grade desperation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Generative agents create infinite, tailored slide decks for every potential venture capital firm.
Week 6
A swarm of social bots handles your networking and fake LinkedIn engagement autonomously.
Month 3
Software synthesis tools generate convincing product demos that never actually needed code.
Month 4
A chatbot manages investor updates and obscures your lack of actual revenue growth.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the investor portfolio is fully managed by our backend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8 hours
Time spent on LinkedIn
0.00 USD
Revenue from actual users
42
AI buzzwords per paragraph
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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