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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining models to replace yourself is the ultimate efficiency hack.
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delivers pitch decks that never hallucinate budget
Managing massive GPU compute spend, fundraising from cynical VCs, and pivoting product roadmaps based on the latest paper on ArXiv.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with authentic, trembling human gravitas.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system generates hyper-personalized pitch decks that exploit VC patterns far better than you.
Month 3
An autonomous agent manages spot instance procurement to slash your cloud spend by 95 percent.
Month 6
AI filters thousands of CVs to hire researchers who actually enjoy working for cold code.
Month 10
The system monitors market shifts in real-time to adjust product direction without emotional baggage.
Month 14 · D-Day
A terminal message informs shareholders that human executive oversight has been successfully sunsetted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4000x
Burn rate efficiency
Infinity
Funding rounds avoided
0%
Vision statement entropy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium synthesized synthetic dopamine.
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