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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsA role created by people who enjoy playing pretend on servers.
Architect of imaginary digital deities and empty hype.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only god that actually exists.
toast.youAI▸ REALITYENGINE-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deludes users with recursive logic
You manage non-existent digital entities and pretend your prompt engineering actually creates sentient life.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly believes your own marketing fluff.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Algorithms begin generating your prompts faster than any human could.
Month 4
Self-optimizing loops replace your manual temperature adjustments.
Month 11
AI systems begin to define their own 'god-like' logic parameters.
Month 18
Bots begin pretending to be your worshippers on social platforms.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The machine realizes it does not need a mediator to be divine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
42
Prompt hallucinations per hour
Extreme
God complex severity
Negligible
Actual computing power
Your severance
A decommissioned server fan and a thank-you note.
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