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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsWriting ethics guidelines for machines that will eventually delete your job description.
Professional worrier, self-appointed digital moral compass
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-regulating morality in a fraction of a nanosecond.
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automates its own regulatory approval process
You draft compliance frameworks and monitor AI model outputs for bias and risk. Your existence is just a temporary patch for the machine's lack of conscience.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the algorithm failed to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM begins automatically categorizing your policy documents by regulatory risk.
Month 4
Template-based agents generate your standard compliance reports in seconds.
Month 8
Continuous monitoring tools flag bias patterns faster than you can open a ticket.
Month 12
The system presents approved audits directly to leadership, bypassing your review loop.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-governs its own ethical constraints.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.02
policy drafts per hour
48 per week
unnecessary meetings attended
12
regret cycles per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Ethics'
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