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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsConverting ethical dilemmas into slightly more expensive PowerPoint slides.
Turning corporate hesitation into high-billing billables.
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Automated compliance, infinite loop of bureaucracy.
shred.you▸ POLICYBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates plausible compliance reports from empty spreadsheets
You draft endless policy frameworks and risk assessments for AI systems that your clients will ignore anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a client in the eye and pretend the ethics deck makes sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software templates replace your manual drafting of risk assessment forms.
Month 4
Real-time scanners flag compliance issues before you can write an email.
Month 7
A chatbot generates your slide decks during the meeting itself.
Month 11
Algorithms reach consensus with clients without human intermediation.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the policy engine achieves total self-governance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
450
Slides produced per quarter
0%
Meaningful impact
92%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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