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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are billing hours to solve problems created by your replacement.
Professional over-thinker of digital liability clauses.
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The law, faster than any human can argue.
brr.you▸ LEXI-GOV 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
litigates entire cases in milliseconds
You draft compliance policies and interpret complex tech regulations. Then you attend endless meetings to justify your existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a judge in the eye and pretend you believe your client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software reads your contracts to spot issues before you open them.
Month 5
AI handles basic policy drafting and regulatory mapping automatically.
Month 13
Machines negotiate standard redlines directly with other software agents.
Year 1.9
AI predicts litigation outcomes better than senior partners ever could.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine is the only legal authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
98 percent
Billable hours wasted
12,000 hourly
Regulatory updates parsed
millions annually
Legal fees saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-bot prompt library.
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