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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are currently building the cage that will eventually hold you.
Professional over-thinker of model output probabilities.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your conscience since the last update.
glub.youAI▸ GOVERNOMATIC V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates liability-proof audit trails overnight
You draft compliance policies for machine learning models and organize risk assessment meetings to document ethical concerns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively detect which legal loopholes might actually trigger a massive public lawsuit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software replaces your manual drafting with pre-validated legal frameworks.
Month 4
Sensors monitor model behavior and auto-generate reports in real time.
Month 9
AI models self-assess their own ethical risks faster than committees.
Month 13
Regulatory changes automatically update model guardrails without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a thank-you email from an algorithm you helped train.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
14
policy drafts per week
22
hours spent justifying bias
4
meetings before lunch
Your severance
One free subscription to our proprietary policy generator.
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