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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou exist only to draft policies that your successor will auto-delete.
Professional word-wrangler for hypothetical digital safety problems.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ethics at machine speed.
splat.you▸ GOVSYNTH V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire policy library instantly
Drafting complex AI ethics frameworks and tooling adoption roadmaps for enterprise compliance and risk mitigation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a legal document to find the trap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map your document structure to existing corporate policy templates.
Week 8
Language models generate all compliance reports and risk assessments automatically.
Month 4
The system validates its own governance checks against legal updates.
Month 5
Automated email threads handle all your steering committee coordination.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire while you watch a progress bar complete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4,000 yearly
policy drafts written
100 percent
meaningless compliance audits
12 weekly
meetings with zero output
Your severance
One free subscription to a sunsetted ethics platform.
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