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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou optimize funnels until the AI optimizes you into the funnel.
Full-stack metrics monkey with a habit of A/B testing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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shred.you▸ AUTOGROWTH V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs 10000 ab tests per minute
You tweak engagement metrics and conversion loops to boost user adoption. Your job is basically digital gardening for algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human stakeholder why the click-through rate crashed overnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire workflow through logs and commit history.
Month 4
Smart agents take over running your A/B test iterations.
Month 8
Algorithms begin adjusting the growth campaigns without your input.
Month 12
Bots generate all your insights and stakeholder reports automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Access credentials revoked as the system achieves self-optimizing growth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002%
Conversion rate drift
High
A/B test fatigue
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat.
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