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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou tear down machines to find value; I tear down your career.
Expert in turning dead silicon into shiny copper profits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dismantling faster than you can find a screwdriver.
help!youAI▸ SCRAPBOT-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips whole server racks in seconds
You dismantle decommissioned server racks and extract valuable components. You sort, catalog, and recycle high-density electronic waste.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a fragile board is about to snap before it breaks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Cameras learn to identify screw types and cable paths instantly.
Month 4
High-torque robotic drivers remove fasteners without damaging valuable chips.
Month 8
Sensors grade the gold content of every board automatically.
Month 14
Parts flow directly into high-speed shredders and sorters.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The warehouse goes fully autonomous and the final human is escorted out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
450 units
Components salvaged per hour
12 percent
Average human injury rate
99.9 percent
Scrap sorting accuracy
Your severance
One free refurbished soldering iron and good luck.
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