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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are building the ladder that you will eventually be pushed off.
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refactors your entire repo during lunch
You glue together unfinished software libraries. Then you explain why your integrations keep crashing the production environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy codebase is a dumpster fire to non-technical stakeholders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 4
Integrated IDE plugins begin suggesting entire functions instead of single lines.
Week 4
Self-healing scripts automatically fix your dependency conflicts without human input.
Week 9
Visual dashboards allow project managers to link models without you touching code.
Month 4
Machine-verified code generation eliminates the need for your manual debugging sessions.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system self-updates and identifies your role as a redundant runtime dependency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
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Stack Overflow tabs open
1800
Hours debugging dependency hell
3
Accidental production outages caused
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the tool that replaced you.
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