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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are currently busy automating yourself into an expensive unemployment line.
Professional architect of his own inevitable professional extinction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the middleman between data and action.
shred.you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire project roadmap instantly
You draft slides about efficiency while configuring agents that will eventually write your own strategy documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile in meetings to hide the fact that nobody understands the stack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent pulls your data to build presentations overnight.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your vendor relationship management by direct api negotiation.
Month 7
Strategic planning is outsourced to recursive agents that update objectives hourly.
Month 11
LLMs translate business requests directly to code without human bridge roles.
Month 13 · D-Day
StrategyBot 9000 assumes full operational control of your department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
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Slides authored daily
3 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
91%
Percentage of work just emails
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's redundant chat bot.
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