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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are training your replacement to do your job faster than you.
Junior architect of his own corporate extinction event.
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Automated strategy for a cheaper tomorrow.
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You map business processes for automation and write prompts to offload work to language models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can occasionally sense when a client is lying about their technical debt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The engine scrapes your emails and process docs.
Week 6
It learns your strategy logic from your past decks.
Month 3
The system begins suggesting its own workflows to stakeholders.
Month 4
The software locks you out of the configuration panels.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the server auto-optimizes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
10k/sec
Prompt throughput
0.01%
Strategy error rate
zero
Human input needed
Your severance
One free subscription to our deprecation portal.
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