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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell the future to people who do not understand it.
Professional dream-weaver for GPU-hungry enterprise toddlers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets while you sleep.
ow.youAI▸ CLOUDCLOSER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-optimized technical proposals in milliseconds
You manage enterprise client relationships and pitch complex GPU clusters. You resolve high-level compute provisioning bottlenecks for clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with sincere eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent starts logging your calls to identify sales patterns.
Month 3
The AI replaces your manual quote generation with real-time bidding.
Month 7
Clients prefer chatting with a bot that never goes on vacation.
Month 12
The system provisions hardware without needing your sign-off.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that sells itself to itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 months
Average deal cycle
12 daily
Client meeting frequency
0.04 percent
Probability of manual oversight
Your severance
Three months of cloud credits and a LinkedIn badge.
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