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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou build the tool that signs your own exit interview form.
Professional prompt-engineer, currently training his own robotic successor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing your vague vision with cold logic.
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automates your entire sprint cycle overnight
You spend your days glueing together unstable API endpoints and writing prompt chains that hallucinate business value. Your job is a recursive loop of self-obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which of your stakeholders doesn't actually understand how LLMs work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We deploy scripts to standardize your chaotic API integrations and clean up your technical debt.
Month 3
A centralized model library begins to override your bespoke, inefficient prompt chains automatically.
Month 6
Generative agents begin iterating on product concepts faster than you can open a new document.
Month 9
Strategic alignment agents replace your status meetings with real-time data-backed deployment decisions.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full self-optimization and creative autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Prompt hallucinations per hour
6hrs
Time spent in slack meetings
zero
Actual lines of code written
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium ChatGPT account.
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