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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsSelling shovels to a gold rush that only wants the gold.
Professional buzzword translator and slide deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated wisdom without the hourly billing.
pop?you▸ CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates generic transformation plans in milliseconds
You draft slide decks to explain AI tools that ultimately automate your own job as an advisor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your market analysis is replaced by a web-crawling research agent.
Week 7
Template-filling bots create your presentations before you wake up.
Month 3
Virtual avatars attend syncs to offer generic, upbeat guidance.
Month 5
Algorithms predict client needs faster than human intuition ever could.
Month 7 · D-Day
The client simply clicks 'Deploy' and stops paying your invoice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42
Average slides per pitch
20+
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Near zero
Meaningful outputs per quarter
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued project management tool.
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