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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a manual API endpoint with a pulse.
Human-grade copy-paste machine with high thermal output.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting agents without the meat-space lag.
ow.youAI▸ LINK-IT-ALL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pipes data between models at light speed
You manually move data between separate AI tools. This job is a human-shaped bridge that shouldn't exist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of watching a machine work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple browser scripts auto-fill your text inputs.
Week 9
Code replaces your copy-paste ritual entirely.
Month 3
Agents now talk directly to each other via JSON.
Month 5
Your access to the portal is revoked quietly.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server finishes your final task without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
3.2 seconds
Manual paste latency
14 percent
Error rate
4 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the API you served.
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