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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just teaching your own replacement how to use Python.
Full-stack enthusiast currently debating which API to break next.
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Self-optimizing stack for the post-human era
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deletes your repository during a merge conflict
You build pipelines to glue LLMs into company tools. You spend your days fighting API rate limits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the model failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent starts watching your code commits to suggest improvements.
Month 3
The system begins writing all your prompt templates automatically.
Month 6
Self-healing scripts handle all your database integration issues.
Month 9
The AI explains its own performance to your boss directly.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system replaces you and deletes your developer credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Hallucinations per sprint
87
Average stack overflow tabs
Infinite
Meetings about AI ethics
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