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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Integrator jobs? · Latest report #56ksbgu6
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently building the very thing that replaces you.
Professional prompt-engineer and professional API-call wrapper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connects itself to itself without your help.
brr.you▸ AUTOGLUE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire repo while you sleep
You glue together API endpoints and write prompt chains to automate other people's jobs. You are a glorified duct-tape technician.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the chatbot is lying to customers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 4
The machine reads the API documentation faster than your human brain.
Week 6
The machine iterates on its own prompts until the output works.
Week 11
Models start writing their own integration glue code without you.
Month 4
The machine runs its own QA checks on every model output.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine deletes your repository access and begins its own cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99 percent
API latency annoyance
too many
Prompt hallucinations fixed
4 cups
Coffee consumed per integration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a terminal emulator.
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