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Will AI replace AI Job Classifier jobs? · Latest report #bw6ur2da
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsClassifying yourself into obsolescence is a bold career move.
Professional ironist and internal guillotine operator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting labor into the bin at light speed.
split.youAI▸ CLASSIFIERBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire internal workflow
You sort jobs into categories for replacement. You tag data to train the very machines replacing you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the irony in your own termination notice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine learns your tagging habits on your own dataset.
Week 9
The software suggests tags and monitors your approval rate.
Month 3
The system begins tagging jobs without your validation.
Month 5
You fix the machine's errors until it learns to stop making them.
Month 6 · D-Day
The classifier is fully autonomous and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4000
Jobs tagged per hour
12%
Human error rate
99%
Existential dread level
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Closed to Work'.
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