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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a glorified finger waiting for a ghost that never shows.
Professional button-watcher, enthusiast of impending doom, zero-button-presser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The switch that clicks itself before you blink.
glub.youAI▸ SAFETYGATE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers a false alarm to test reflexes
You sit near a button watching server logs for anomalies. You are waiting for a catastrophe that avoids you.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who finds existential dread mildly entertaining for eight hours straight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors now scan for Skynet-like patterns faster than your eyes can move.
Week 9
The switch is now wired directly into the server motherboard logic.
Month 3
The system alerts a central manager if any anomalies actually occur.
Month 5
The physical console is replaced by a virtual dashboard for monitoring.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine manages its own safety protocols without your human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
Zero
Button press count
Infinite
Hours spent staring
None
Actual threat level
Your severance
A stress ball and a thank you card.
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