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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive, slow, and fleshy circuit breaker.
Professional button-pusher (who never actually gets to push it).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time circuit interruption without human hesitation.
squeeze.youAI▸ SAFETYGATE LOGIC-LINK V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses manual override protocols in nanoseconds
You sit in a chair waiting to press a physical button if an AI goes rogue. You do nothing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of your job while you get fired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system assumes control of the manual kill-switch port directly.
Week 7
Ergonomics are no longer required for an idle human body.
Week 11
Internal AI sensors handle self-termination faster than human nerve impulses.
Month 4
Security protocols are updated to exclude biological entities.
Month 6 · D-Day
The button is recycled into a paperweight for our developers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Zero
Button presses per year
Too slow
Human reaction time
None
Probability of actual use
Your severance
A plastic trophy of a power button.
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