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April 23, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive prompt for a better model.
Professional dream seller and GPU-cluster budget burn specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated strategy without the boardroom ego.
wheee!you▸ DIRECTORSYNTH V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes capital allocation for maximum buzzword density
Directs research strategy and oversees model training pipelines to secure funding and prestige from institutional investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with enough charisma to keep the money flowing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An agent optimizes your GPU clusters without asking for input.
Week 7
Generative models draft your investor updates in mere milliseconds.
Month 3
Bots identify and reach out to talent before you wake.
Month 5
The logic engine replaces your intuition with cold statistical probability.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to a meeting that you no longer lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
14
Strategy pivots per month
4,200
Funding deck slides generated
94 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-month subscription to your own legacy model.
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