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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are building the very guillotine that will eventually drop on you.
Junior Researcher (mostly torch, emotionally drowning in paper reviews)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive intelligence for recursive paper writing.
nom.you▸ MODELARCHITECT-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own architecture search
Trains large models on clusters and writes papers to justify immense compute spend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model hallucinated nonsense at 3 a.m. in the logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent summarizes new papers faster than your reading group can.
Month 4
Smart schedulers handle resource allocation without your manual input.
Month 8
Standard training loops are written by AI agents, not you.
Month 13
Vision models detect hardware failures and patch CUDA errors instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lab's AI creates the next AI, removing your need entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 million
GPU hours wasted
99.9 percent
Papers unread
too many
Hyperparameters tuned
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cloud GPU credits.
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