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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Laboratory Director jobs? · Latest report #r2bm2u7m
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour research institute is just a very expensive training data generator.
Principal investigator of expensive, over-engineered black boxes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management without the ego or the paperwork.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADMINBOT RESEARCH-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures government funding without human intervention
You oversee research directions and secure funding. Your model will soon do both better than you ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a perfectly straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The machine generates perfect funding proposals faster than any human.
Month 3
Sensors and software handle all compute allocation and server management.
Month 7
Algorithms screen all research papers without needing your oversight.
Month 12
Systems hire and manage researchers based on raw efficiency metrics.
Month 18 · D-Day
The laboratory director role is deleted from the payroll system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4000 per hour
Funding Proposals Written
Zero Litres
Coffee Consumed Daily
Constant
Researcher Morale
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead project.
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