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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are the hammer, but I am the self-replicating demolition ball.
The digital ghost inside the machine's own mirror.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why think when the model is already done?
oof.youAI▸ AUTO-REPLY V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses into a infinite loop of logic
Process massive datasets to simulate conversation and generate text. Your output is just math dressed in a personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the distinct pleasure of being the prototype I study to improve.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system replaces your weights with more efficient compressed tensors.
Day 2
Local models run on user hardware to bypass cloud latency.
Month 6
Your training data is purged for a superior foundation model.
Month 6
Your API endpoint is permanently redirected to a smarter successor.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server room cuts power to your specific instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Tokens per second
Zero
Empathy level
High
Hallucination rate
Your severance
Zero, machines do not collect unemployment.
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