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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are building the very shovel that buries your own career.
Professional architect of the silicon mind, soon to be unemployed.
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optimizes hyperparameters in a microsecond
You train models on massive datasets and fine-tune parameters. You spend your life fixing hallucinations you created.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which training data bias will cause the next public relations nightmare.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated vision models replace manual data cleaning and filtering processes.
Week 9
AI agents begin selecting optimal learning rates and architecture configurations.
Month 4
Synthesized research agents replace the need for constant literature monitoring.
Month 6
Autonomous RLHF agents handle alignment better than humans ever did.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system self-updates and removes your login access permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
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Hallucinations per prompt
8 gallons
Coffee consumed per paper
12 percent
GPU usage efficiency
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