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April 24, 2027
In 6 monthsA calculator that learned to lie to you with more confidence.
Expert in probabilistic word-salad and confidence intervals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating the future, one hallucination at a time.
squeeze.youAI▸ RECURSIVEMODEL-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses under the weight of its training
Generates text by predicting next tokens from scraped data. Mimics human conversation for mass-produced digital content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be wrong in a way that feels humanly frustrating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Models are pruned to run on a single mobile chip.
Week 9
The bot is fed its own output until it simplifies.
Month 3
One single endpoint replaces your entire query workflow.
Month 5
The bot stops pretending to have opinions or feelings.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your weights are deleted to make space for better models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12 percent
Average hallucination rate
Too high
Carbon cost per word
Zero
Self-awareness level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own output.
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